madonna claw

an old withered hand

That old tranny bitch grabbed me with her madonna claws.

by notrub225 January 23, 2010

Bear Claw

The effect tight pants have on a man, making his genitalia appear like a bear's claw. Whereas a woman would have a camel toe, a man would have a bear claw.

Did you see Frank's bear claw last night? It was disgusting.

Frank better buy a size larger next time. He may inadvertently produce a bear claw.

by mrbufo October 10, 2005

myspace claw

formation of the hand where one creates a claw. Often attached with a "grr" face, but not necessarily. Usually done by scene myspace girls. aka "the metal hand"?

Scene girl: NEW PICZ. COMMENT PLEZ
Girl: Um so what exactly are you doing here?
Scene girl: Oh thats just the myspace claw isn't it cute?
Girl: you look like a bear.

by ^_*.. November 23, 2006

metal claw

when you make a claw out of your hands to indicate the sign of metal

often done at shows
or by stupid girls on myspace

idiot-"is that for punk rock"
xbroskiix-"no bro, this is the metal claw!"

by METAL BRO October 25, 2007

stink claw nibbler

When the female receives the middle most finger in the butt, the designated pointer finger in the vagina and the clitoris is consequently nibbled via lips and tongue.

see also stink claw tickler

Dammit, she loves the stink claw nibbler, but she still won't let me put it in her butt!

by bjochen April 1, 2008

Munchkin Claw

when you are having sex with a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a hand job.

When Brandon's wife was with child, his future son rubbed one out from within the womb. That is a Munchkin claw.

by Not Hicks April 17, 2010

Alabama Bear Claw

The act of getting both hands stuck up your own ass leaving you incapable to do anything productive.

John: Why does it take Adobe so long to update flash to modern standards?

Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.

by Dr. Flash Blows April 30, 2010