Christine

A cunt. Specifically, the kind of cunt that makes guys think she's a real catch while you're together, then proceeds to blow the entire neighborhood and reveal her true spiteful cuntyness after you've broken up with her.

My girlfriend was a real Christine this morning. She woke me up by spitting the neighbor's jizz on my face.
I swear if I have to see one more thot on Twitch spread her legs and show me her roast-beef Christine I'm gonna switch to Mixer.

by Cuntsworth December 26, 2019

Christine

Christine is someone who reads Wattpad throughout class time and when you tell her to get off of Wattpad she gets cranky and glares at you and telling you to shut up.

Christine is always on Wattpad :(

by Birb man October 18, 2020

Christine Olaes

Vicious creature. Very dangerous.

Christine Olaes ate the panda.

by Friendlyneighborhood June 20, 2013

Christine's cum filled Cribbage

When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.

I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.

by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023

Christine

A bitch who doesn't know what shes doing :)

Shes's a christine.

by sLaYiNg <3 April 4, 2023

christine hester

An enigma

Christine hester is a total enigma

by Christineextreme April 28, 2023

Christine

A cold hearted careless and hateful monster that thinks only of and about themselves. one that will devour your soul to fill the long time void where there's once was speaksing only In lies and false promises but still believes none can see thru the thinly veiled bullshit they speak a real punching bag for karma but can't figure out how karma knows where they live similar in ways to the Karen hates herself and her life and goes out of the way to try and inflict her ignorance on you

1. Man did you hear that lady over there she's a real christine. 2.that bitch really christined her boyfriend she obviously domt care about him. 3 did you real they replaced Satan in hell? Someone called christine took over and is 100 times better then the old boss

by CarGuy1269 May 10, 2023