Chris

The most hardcore fuck in the world. Kicks fucken ass and is a Marine. Every girl in the world wants his cock because its fucken huge. And also parties like every fucken day.

"Dude, Chris fucks shit up, he's fucken awsome, he's a god" or "Man I'm so wet i wish i had chris here to suck his cock"

by chris_lopez88 February 27, 2010

Chris

1. Someone who has the tendency to forget where they placed the most practical and mundane belongings.
2. One who loses things easily.

"Dude, Chris left his wallet at my house AGAIN"

"lol, such a chris thing to do"

by pnguyen December 14, 2007

chris

a cool dude who has played COD too many times and seems to pwn noobs with his eyes closed

dude i just got pwned by chris

chris is better than asians

by awesome 234 September 06, 2010

Chris

The most incredible boy you will ever meet. He's charming, witty, intelligent, funny and has the most beautiful eyes in the entire world. He's attractive and you will find him unbeatably irresistible!

Person 1: OMG! I'm totally under his spell!
Person 2: Yeah, everything about Chris is so sexy.

by gorgeous_glamour January 02, 2011

Chris

Some midget that knows karate but can't do anything with it that likes the walking dead

dude stop you're being such a chris

by zenthon05 October 14, 2016

Chris

Actual pile of shit

Watch out! Don't step in that Chris

by Lankos February 14, 2020

Chris

Generally insane. Violent most the time but can be really great once he settles down. Loves music but not music anyone else really cares for. On the outside he is rude and hateful but deep down he is a great guy. Just watch out because he might get mad at you and chuck some scissors.

Must be a Chris

by Never Know2284 June 16, 2010