metropolitan caveman

Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.

Zara: Are you filing your nails?
Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga
Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman

by Swaggakidfosho December 18, 2013

Basic Caveman

Rob VanKuiken is a straight basic caveman.

Robbie went full basic caveman when he stuck that 18G in that dudes bicep

by Honeynutts July 18, 2018

Omega Caveman

When you're so tired that your forehead feels as heavy as a caveman's forehead looks.

David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.

by UrbanDad420 November 13, 2020

Desert Caveman

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.

Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.

Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.

by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024

Cavemanned

When your dude is a weak bitch and pisses you off you manhandle him bitch slap him and drag tom out of the house by his hair kicking and screaming.

My dude pissed me off so I" cavemanned"his punk ass.

by Scotty2hotty614 November 12, 2020

Caveman Flipping

Consuming psychedelic mushrooms and beer, two very old forms of drugs found throughout human history

Jeff: Hey Cory, you ready to get fucked up BCE style?
Cory: fuck yeah dude, let’s do some good ol fashioned caveman flipping!

by Punch kickthrust May 7, 2021

Caveman

A human who lived during the prehistoric time's

Agahagahaaagahahaha

Jake you're a fucking caveman

by You're moms under pants October 6, 2016