Callum

And average boy but a bit of a player so fuck you Callum 🖕

Did you see callum?
Yeah he’s such a player 🙄

by Hejehbeehjdebehej September 19, 2019

Callum

Usually a nice man, but when he tells you to do something, you better do it

, or hell beat your ass. Normally a chill dude when your around him but if its just you and him he can be a total nutcase.

Callum is tall cunt

by Dinkakart September 27, 2019

Callum

Callum meaning a gay faggot who only thinks for himself and will never kiss a girl except his mother and will only ever be in his mams basement for his entire life
Everyday he wakes up thinking

“I’m such a sick amazing kid” but in reality no body likes him because he’s a faggot and a bastard

My ex is being such a callum

by Dunnnnnn October 19, 2019

Callum

Callum, someone who is very boring, has no personality or sense of humour not even talent and enjoys Arctic Monkeys.

M: Is that Callum, what a boring piece of sh*t.

by Hornby November 3, 2019

callum

a guy who wants a girl named faye but cant get here because he got rejected

callum was rejected twice by faye

by P.A.P.P.I.E November 7, 2019

callum

the funniest kid in the world he will eat and lick your knee caps so watch out. all girls make fun of him cause he is soooo weird and boys bully him cause he is weird. if callum in your life let him go because he will eat you. if you want him in your life you are really weird and messed up. if you know a callum tell him to let you eat his knee caps.

¨who is that weirdo i think his name is callum.
ya he is soooo weird.

he has a tiny anus so dont date him only eat his knee caps.

by LAZAR BUM LAZAR FACE November 19, 2019

Callum

He is Megan’s boyfriend.

Megan: CALLUM’S MINE!!!!
Callum:I know lol

by Lolcakes.jk December 6, 2019