Butthole Opener

Using your butt to open a bottle of beer.

What is my cousin doing pulling his pants down and putting his beer in his asscrack? Oh, he is using his Butthole Opener!

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

butthole station

A place we're a Mrs French and Ryan Thompson can exchange there love through one another by the liking of the butt hole

Hello Rachel, hi Ryan. Can you tell me we're the bearish butthole station is? Oh why it's right here Ryan . OK

by Herr weaver April 10, 2017

Butthole Biscuit

Another name for a bagel, a traditional Jewish baked good. Named so because of it's visual similarity to a butthole.

Frank went down to Einstein's to get the office some coffee and butthole biscuits.

by Koli the Word Smith October 31, 2014

butthole bingo

Someone playing Bingo with your butthole meaning

Hey Jeff, your going to jail tonight and your going to have a good time playing Butthole Bingo with the Guys.

by OMG it"s League god April 16, 2017

Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

butthole puffer

A person that likes to puff other men's penises into there arse for a sum of cash.

Josh? What a fucking butthole puffer .

by Master of blind man October 8, 2017

lick the butthole

A metaphor for loving someone with sincerity and longevity

If you really love her, you have to lick the butthole

by Easy129 August 20, 2017