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buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that a man puts on when shit is about to get real.
John: Holy shit! Mike just put his buttfucking shoes on!!
Shane: Holy cow, looks like Lisa is about to get some anal action!!
by Thegundy April 14, 2022
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Buttfuck

Ahhh he is trying to buttfuck me right now!
by Gamer terms November 4, 2021
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Buttfucking

Buttfucking is said in a sentence where there should be a pause between the two words
Correct:
She told him 'that's what she said, yeah but, fucking I should of told her the truth.'

Ghetto incorrect:
She told him 'that's what she said, yeah buttfucking I should of told her the truth.'
by GlitterPuff69 March 21, 2022
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italian buttfuck

Italian buttfuck is when you put a bowl of spaghetti in the woman's genitals
Her: You wanna do some italian buttfucking?
Him: Yea sure!
by The Design Community June 14, 2021
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buttfucker

A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.
A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.
by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025
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Kentucky Buttfucker

Tell him we want TWO Kentucky buttfuckers, I can see everything in it from here!
by deenjiee November 27, 2025
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Australian Buttfuck

When you put you bendy straw into a brown liquid upside down.
Ben put his straw into his Pepsi upside down preforming an Australian buttfuck
by Florida man 363525 December 20, 2025
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