Burlington Fun Face

Sneeking into a friends house when he isn't home, stripping down the bed and taking a shit on his or her mattress. Then creating a funny face with a sharpie marker using the pile of shit as the nose.

Dude, Brad really made me angry so I gave him the old Burlington Fun Face.

by Cake2 January 12, 2008

Burlington

A town in South Jersey, right by the Delware River that includes wonderous things like a water tower and a horrible punk scene.

Oh, you're from Burlington...yeah, um, I gotta go.

by Dan Kerstetter October 18, 2006

Burlington

Shitting to the brim of the toilet bowl.

I couldn't use a public restroom because someone busted a Burlington.

by Honey Walnut Shrimp March 19, 2009

Burlesque

Noun: A variety show characterized by broad ribald comedy, dancing, and striptease.

Adjective: Used to describe an old person to that old person after you have accidentally called them old in front of them and have no other way to cover up your mistake.

Definition 1:
Addy: Wow, that was one awesome burlesque show we went to!
Patrick: Yeah. It was so funny and those dancers were top notch!

Definition 2:
Patrick: Wow, I love the janitor.
Addy: Me too. She's such a sweet old lady.
Patrick: I know. She totally is.
Sweet Old Lady: Excuse me?! Sweet OLD lady?!
Patrick: *nervous* Uhm no!
Addy: *also nervous* Nooooo, we said sweet young... burlesque lady!
Sweet Old Lady: That's what I thought...

by AddyxNLFTG March 15, 2010

Burley

To take a shit in the middle of a school's cafeteria. Then eating it.

Deb pulled a Burley today in the high school it was fucked up.

by Long Dongs March 11, 2010

Burlesque Dancer

A legal name for an exotic dancer or stripper.

Look at all those strippers lined up to get their burlesque dancer licence.

by mattyb87 October 24, 2011

Burlingame Crime Family

The Burlingame crime family is only led by one family (as far as we know) and that family is the Figarelli family with their Don being Mackenzie "The Man Who Sold The World" Gordon and his consigliere going by the name "Crucial" and his under-boss going by the alias J.M. and the family has a few business there and if you happen to go to the right one and mention his name the business owners may reply knowing who he is and he occasionally visits Broadway Burlingame

Did you hear about the Burlingame Crime Family?

by Tomo dairy Auckland March 4, 2018