Brunch

A moral justification on why it’s ok to be absolutely plastered despite it not even being 11 A.M.

Linda: Why is Kimberly drunk already? She’s practically unresponsive! It’s only 10:30!!

Michelle: She had brunch today.

Linda: Oh, never mind. I’ve been there too.

by Peanut Brittle 6969420 October 27, 2020

Hot Brunch

When one gives themself a mimosa enema, and then blasts it all over a sexual partner.

Hey baby, it’s 11am, I’m horny, we like shit play. How about a hot brunch?

by ScoobyDoe March 15, 2020

Brunch

The Gay agenda

Straight person: So what’s your agenda?
Gay person: Brunch and driving badly!

by Heygetmecoffe November 18, 2020

Brunch

A person who usually doesn't flush after taking a dump.

"Man that guy is a total brunch! He didn't flush after taking a dump."

by shiza_m January 28, 2022

Brunch Titties

Eating Brunch at a classy establishment while staring at strippers.

I have an idea, let’s go down to Cheetah’s for some Brunch Titties!

by Downtown Lee February 18, 2022

Brunch

What every basic white mom goes to on Sunday

Oh yea me and the girls are going to brunch

by Rottenlemons0417 March 16, 2022