bibleupmyassology

A term used to describe the twisted soulless version of Christianity practiced by some overzealous rascist bigoted hate-merchant "Christians".

Inolerance is a major feature in this religion, much more important than the message of love and peace.

by NightmareGunHater July 12, 2005

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Bible Black

The ickiest, nastiest, weirdest, most disturbing hentai ever.

Ew! Did you see episode 3 of Bible Black? I couldn't sleep for a week!

by Lee K. April 23, 2005

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the bible belt

Used to describe the southeastern states. Ironically, these are the former slave-holding states. Apparently these hillbillies didn't read the whole book.

Jesus: "How are things looking on Earth, Dad?"

God: "Well, the Bible Belt is still dumber than hell."

by Stan Kovalev November 6, 2006

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A bible puppet is someone who bases all of their life decisions and judgement on what they read in the bible, as if it's a literal set of rules. However, this causes them to miss out on certain fun activities and misjudge other, based on their upbringing or religious faiths.

Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!

Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.

Homer: Stupid Flanders! He's such a bible puppet.

by AManFromDeclan November 16, 2011

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Bible Bully

Someone who uses the Bible to force or coerce others into conforming to his or her beliefs.

A Bible bully told me that I was going to hell because I am against making abortion illegal.

A description of the 14 personality traits of Bible bullies and a list of their usual victims may be found in Bible Bullies: How Fundamentalists Got The Good Book So Wrong.

by Bible Bully Gadfly May 11, 2013

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