A dangerous and costly sex act wherein an attractive Brazilian man stimulates the woman's vagina by blowing a "raspberry" for approximately 45 minutes at a time. A very disorienting procedure, this can only safely be accomplished by men classically trained in the nearly forgotten Brazilian vibratory lip singing sport known as "mawanablowyamons".
Susan had purchased three sessions of Brazilian Blowout's during her 5 hour port visit from the cruise she had been saving up for. She knew that this "Brazilian Blowout" could be dangerous, but after ten years in the monastery she yearned to call out "Oh God, yes!" and not really mean it. She was working her way up to the mythical turfucken.
by John Boehners April 29, 2011
Get the Brazilian Blowout mug.When the male inserts a doorknob up a freshley shaved ass hole. if the ass hole is not shaved it is considered as the rusty doorknob.
by scorallys January 18, 2010
Get the Brazilian Doorknob mug.A rich Brazilian Immigrant who is one part Sonia Braga, one part Gisele and one part Joana Prado. Usually a big fan of American hip hop. Loves to keep it real.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
Get the Brazilian Superslut mug.When you fart in the shower and the stench of the fart mixes with the steam of the shower, thus creating a sauna-like effect of pure stink.
by niiiicccccxxx January 6, 2010
Get the Brazilian Sauna mug.Matt: "Where are you going this weekend, Seth?"
Seth: "I'm gonna give my girl a Brazilian Blowout."
Matt: "Sweet."
Seth: "I'm gonna give my girl a Brazilian Blowout."
Matt: "Sweet."
by Luther23 April 7, 2010
Get the Brazilian Blowout mug.A new poetic form, derived from the classical sonnet's 14 lines, that presents these in stanzas of 5, 4, 3 and 2 lines, not necessarily in this order. On occasion, the author chooses to have an extra 1-line stanza
So called for the nationality of the first author to use it.
So called for the nationality of the first author to use it.
The Brazilian Sonnet is a new poetic form.
On a Dark Starless Evening
I find it hard to believe
that we are here, a thumbed breed
when once there was not a name
without a process ingrained
other than thoughts from a being.
Even if a mighty one,
since there is science, there's some
processes that take their place
for minds have them been seeing
It does not say a whole lot
about if there is a god
for it might be agreeing
Yet some would say scientists
must have magic'lly congiened
on a dark, starless evening.
On a Dark Starless Evening
I find it hard to believe
that we are here, a thumbed breed
when once there was not a name
without a process ingrained
other than thoughts from a being.
Even if a mighty one,
since there is science, there's some
processes that take their place
for minds have them been seeing
It does not say a whole lot
about if there is a god
for it might be agreeing
Yet some would say scientists
must have magic'lly congiened
on a dark, starless evening.
by bunytou May 8, 2011
Get the Brazilian Sonnet mug.A woman bends her legs backwards and stretches them back over her shoulders, while her boyfriend mounts her like a slay and then rides her down the stairs with her chin hitting every step.
Possible side effects: broken jaw, random yoda-like sounds
Possible side effects: broken jaw, random yoda-like sounds
"Hey Tina, did you hear what Chet did to Amanda?"
"No, girl what?!"
"He whispered 'you are in for a treat you are' and then gave her a Brazilian stairfall"
"Omg girl no way? Im jealousssss."
"No, girl what?!"
"He whispered 'you are in for a treat you are' and then gave her a Brazilian stairfall"
"Omg girl no way? Im jealousssss."
by Kava954 January 14, 2016
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