shut your dick box

shut the fuck up but in a nicer way that wont get you in trouble

Arelene: Hi jon how are you

Jon: yo Oh My fucking goodness shut your dick box!!!!!!

by Karc30 June 5, 2009

ignorant dick box

Definition 1. a name designated for those who put bumper stickers on their car which state, "Your God is dead? Try Mine. Hes Alive"

Definition 2. A person who puts overly religious bumper stickers on their car.

Look at that ignorant dick box!!!!

by R!J September 3, 2006

dick-in-a-box

A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.

My boyfriend gave me dick-in-a-box for Christmas!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

douche box

Similar to a douche bag, a box of douches

Man, John Tesh sure is a major douche box.

by Pete! June 15, 2003

dirty box

Referring to the female genitalia: "lettuce hanging out the burger" . also seems to have a foul stench. Often unshaved.

Dude.. that bitch last night has a dirty box.

by Sammmmmuel March 31, 2007

Drop Box

A box or draw which you can literally ' Drop ' things in. Drop Box's are useful for storing important things, for example a Drop Box could contain things like you phone, wallet and other things that are important. Drop Box's are used in garages to store tools that are needed on a regular basis.

"Where it the spark plug spanner?"
"In the Drop Box"

"Where did i leave my phone?"
"oh, i put it in the Drop Box"

by What's_a_pseudonym? November 25, 2013

Dick in a Box

The best Halloween costume ever. Guy, in a box, acting like a dick.

Guy: What tha hell are you supposed 2B?
Girl: I'm an angel.
Guy: You have to be the ugliest angel i've ever seen.
Girl: Oh, yah well what are you?
Guy: Can't you tell, i'm a Dick in a Box!

by VirginxOuija October 23, 2009