Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool

King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.

by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024

The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.

Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.

by Arrackon May 29, 2010

Blue bowels

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.

“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”

by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022

bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation

It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.

by Anarchon March 21, 2021

Bal bowel

Still not known. The most close meaning is etcetera. Can be added to complete a rhythm

Shu bjeeb ma3e ?

Jeeb m3asal, bezer, BAL BOWEL,

Kenet 2e3ed bl kowezo
3m fakir bal bowelo

by Kwezo5tz November 8, 2019

Bowel Movement

To purge the contents of one’s colon.

Bart Floxham was most discommoded when his bowel moved without leaving a forwarding address, thereby resulting in a bowel movement without accommodation.

by JohnnyCNote January 16, 2025

loose bowel control

a scientific term of pooping/shitting.

Kyle : There's no brown noise!
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.

by BruhDictionary July 7, 2023