Bork

Used to replace any person, place, or thing in a sentence.

“Hey man, can you show me your bork real quick?”

“Every time I see you, you’re borking all over the place.”

“Do you have a New Year’s Borkalution this bork?”

by The Borkmeister February 29, 2024

Borked

To bork something is to do it in a way that is considered incorrect but still works it's intended purpose

I completely borked my back patio when I was building it.

by Jetotrixx August 24, 2025

Bork Bork

A police dog in biting a resisting suspect in a chase.

The Bork Bork gets his first Nom Nom.

by UnhappyBozo April 20, 2023

Bork

That one asain person that seems to know everything.

Omg she is such a Bork rape Alabama hammer hot dog

by Mysterouss July 15, 2016

bork

To break or render useless something complicated, often in comical fashion. Often used in computing / programming contexts.

I made some changes to the code that I didn't test well enough, and now the whole thing is borked.

by anonymous December 5, 2020

Bork

When weed smoke forces its way out thru the nose after Huge marijuana bonghit and attempting to hold it in.

I get way higher after i bork from a bonghit

by Meth Guzzler September 2, 2018

Colo Bork

Very heavy tri sexual virgin male, who likes to skinny dip and call in sick to work to jerk the ween, possible up to 8 hours non stop.

Look at Colo Bork, he called in sick to work yesterday.

by Goat writer December 9, 2021