Bonker

Bonker - A Bonker is a moderately attractive, charming, "girl-next-door" type female who flirts with every male in the vicinity without ever actually dating or hitting anyone. A modern derivative of the Siren, if you will. Rare exceptions can be made in odd cases of a male who is either too young or too old, chosen seemingly at random.

TITS! I thought shit was goin down with this one smokin asian girl in my apartment but it turns out she's just a total class-five Bonker.

Damn dude, that shit's rough.

by asdfghjkllllllllasdfasdfll February 20, 2011

Bonky

n. (also spelt "bonkie, bonkey"), a black person who attempts to behave (or assume the airs of) a quintessential, white person. The bonky is oftentimes seen: wearing wire-framed spectacles and a flannel shirt tucked neatly into a pair of khaki trousers, assuming a nasally and overworked white, suburban accent; smiling unhesitatingly; and boasting a European name (i.e. John D. Bailey). In popular culture, Carlton Banks of the sitcom 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' would be an archetypal bonky.

After the bonky had told Winston to 'have a super day,' he leashed his Yorkshire terrier and began to walk around the park.

by Clorves III August 25, 2009

Bongeye

Someones whos eyes look like they have been smoking weed for all there life.

Me and Jason smoked pot last night with Claudia and she had a bongeye mate.

by kimmy_baby,xo June 16, 2008

Bonked

Bonked: being HIGH out of your fucking mind...

Shawn: Yoooooo last week I was bonked as shit

Alex: yeah I know that shit hit hard

Shawn: FR

by JiggySnigga69 August 23, 2019

Bonney Lake

A former rural Washington town now owned by developers with very little park space and nothing but massive cloned subdivisions and franchise fry shacks. There is a gorgeous 80' waterfall there called Victor Falls which anywhere else would be a nice park but trash is strewn about and garbage is all over at the base of the falls.

Let's not go to Bonney Lake. Theres no "there" there.

by Nevergoinback July 27, 2011

Bonkers

Ultimately a game of Conkers but using your testicles instead.

"Oi jon, grab your goggles...we're off for a game of Bonkers! "

by Tanka18 October 15, 2015

Bonney

A description of a person with genitals the size of dinosaur genitals

"oh wow man i heard you're a bonney"
"yeah it's not all it's made out to be i will most likely suffer from many dinosaur penis related diseases"
"oh... can i see it"

by doocy January 14, 2009