Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 19, 2019

Blow up

To overreact in an angry way

"Why did you blow up when I tried to break up with you"
"Because you were being unfair"

by Truth457 May 18, 2017

Blow up

What happens in space when you give a blow job.

When she lifted her head off his cock as he was about to cum causing it to blow up!

by Elizabeth N. October 29, 2018

blow up

To light up or/and smoke a joint, blunt, spliff, etc

Yo man I got some fresh Gorilla Glue let's blow that shit up!

This party is wack af bruh lets go out and blow up some.

Come here boy, I'll let you blow this jay up.

He said he bringing some fat ass joints for all of us to blow it up after classes.

by Crank White July 13, 2022

blow up job

Inflatable coitus

Yo! Did you see him give Frosty a blow up job in the front yard?!

by LadyLonglegs34 May 15, 2021

Blowing up this bathroom

Taking the largest most smelliest SHIT in the world.

"Dude, I'm blowing up this bathroom right now."

"What does that mean?"

"I'm taking the most Earth rumbling shit."

by hotcutie February 06, 2024

Blowing up the microwave

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.

Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.

by Glovesave34 April 05, 2011