Aaron Bernard

THUG MONEY FOOL. this niggah right hur got no swagg. he needs lotion man, dis bitch's hand are like the sahara. he looks fresh with his hand me down sweatshirts with build in rims dawgg. he's got 3, SET FO LYFE. his basketball skills are pathetic. kid's got no talent. he got no set team, which evah 1 is winnin, thats who bernard is goin wit. AA battery is one emotional motherfucker. shit goes down when you mention his gay pride. lil wayne is his hero dawg he's obsessed with him, in a homosexual way. don't even get me started on his swaggarific walk. bugs bunny bernard.. tru g.

kid #1: yooo AAAAARON
aaron bernard: yo what up man.
kid #1: lets shoot some hoops.
aaron bernard: LegoooOOOoOooOOo0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0 !

by FRESH MOTAHFUCKER May 30, 2011

Bernardsville

A divided town. Cut in half by US 202, one half is a Puerto Rican ghetto, and the other half consists of rolling hills and the homes of some of the richest and most famous people in the country. Everyone from the puerto rican side goes to the local high school, which is overrun with drugs and dirty sex. All the girls who go there are sluts, every single on of them. They guys, they jsut take advantage of their opportunity. Ironically it is top 25 in the state of NJ high schools. People from on top of the hills attend the abundant prep schools which are scattered throughout north Jersey.

Columbia University: rich school in Harlem

by Mr. February 10, 2005

Bernard

Elderly penis, but a young body.

Dude was way hot, but when we started getting it on, I discovered he had a straight up Bernard!

by Jacalak January 13, 2010

bernarda

"Bernarda" is one of the infinite italian ways to say pussy.

Ti trivello la bernarda. "I'm gonna drill your pussy."

by Born to lose out to drink March 26, 2015

bernardo

Canadian rhyming slang for "retarded", as in "retardo-bernardo". Retarded, in the sense of "needlessly lame" as opposed to "mentally deficient".

Dude #1: "The client wants three days' worth of revisions without extra billing."

Dude #2: "Bernardo."

by EVILC November 5, 2005

Bernard

A FUCKING RETARD WHO IS DUMB AND ANNOYING

Stop being a Bernard and help me out.

by Boiiii 1928 June 20, 2017

Bernard

Coming from the phrase "Gutted Bernard" - Bernard is the phrase uttered when something unfortunate happens to someone. When you would usually say "Gutted", simply say "Bernard" as it carries more resonance

Also acceptable - Gutted Bernard, GB, Beeeeeerrrrrrrnnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrddddddd, Ecclestone (Bernie)

"I just lost £50 betting Liverpool would win the league"
"Bernard"

"That girl refused to give me her number"
"Bernard"

by BennyHudson October 12, 2009