belgian sugar balls

The act of dipping one's balls in molten sugar in the same fashion as a candy apple, and then proceeding to have their partner lick, suck, or bite off the sugar layer. Can also be used as a form of hair removal for the balls.

Bobby knew Jenna had a sweet tooth, so he gave her belgian sugar balls

by Anal Spork January 20, 2021

Belianna

An overall perfect girl, though sometimes she's a little fiesty.

She's being a real Belianna today

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Belgian Hand Clencher

The act of smearing the penis in chocolate and Stella Artois and receiving a handjob from a Belgian prostitute. The receiver then blows their load onto a Belgian crepe, and the Belgian prostitute proceeds to eat it

I got a proper Belgian Hand Clencher last night, chocolate and Stella everywhere

by 4992 April 13, 2022

Belgian depression

A phrase composed of two words:

1. Belgian
/ˈbɛldʒ(ə)n/
adjective
relating to Belgium

2. depression
/dɪˈprɛʃn/
noun
feelings of severe despondency and dejection

It is a common mental health issue, most frequently occured inbetween forein students that come to Belgium for their exchange year.

P1: « Oh no, I think I got the belgian depression! »

by becksxx April 12, 2023

The Belgian 16

16 consecutive days of belgian raging dunkenness. Drink of choice: belgian brews.

Yo! Are YOU man enough to take on The Belgian 16 (B16)?!

by Demop August 10, 2010

belgian bummer

In German Shiza video's; a man penetrates another man casuing them to fart inadvertantly.

Dude, that was the biggest belgian bummer i've ever heard.

by The Gigglist September 17, 2005

Belgian Douchewaffle

Where even being considered a douchewaffle falls short of defining what level of incompetence is trying to be conveyed, as the Belgian waffle compares to the ordinary waffle in that a Belgian waffle is a type of waffle identified by its larger size, lighter batter and higher grid pattern which forms deep pockets and has larger squares.
Hence the Belgian douchewaffle connotes a superlative of the standard douchewaffle in any of its previous and future forms.

You drank the last beer and puked it??
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

You get sprayed by the skunk while trying to feed it?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

You took her home and it was a him?
You Belgian Douchewaffle!!

You barfed during your roadside sobriety test?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

You scored worse than that douchewaffle on the SAT?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

by DrCiro of Check-point Charlie July 11, 2010