Bargs

Nickname of Andrea Bargnani,first overall pick in the 2007 draft.

Oh,Bargs what a shot!!!!!!!!!

by thechosen21 December 14, 2008

bargoyle

Either the girl who frequents the bar, preys upon guys who are too drunk to notice her genetic misfortunes, and is that one night stand that you will be continually horrified by.

Or a really old man that is always at the bar because he's retired and likes to tell awesome stories.

'So nasty, I cant believe John went home with that bargoyle.'
or 'Wow I cant believe that bargoyle was in The Battle of the Bulge.'

by cass with sass January 14, 2009

bargersville

A shitty little town south of greenwood indiana. Where people move to find that perfect little house with the white picket fence. Where beaver lives and everythings perfect and there are not problems. Until you move there and find out everyone is a bunch of assholes and everybody had a drug or drinking problem.

Im moving to bargersville to get away from the ghetto. When i get there maybe ill get harrased by the police and pick up a drug habit.

by yoitsmeaaaamario January 15, 2009

bargepole technique

a) Using a bargepole for certain sordid actions.
b) Not have any contact with someone, other than poking them in annoying places with a (minimum) 30ft bargepole.

a) I bargepoled her good and proper.
b) I bargepoled her good and proper.

by Your freindly local heretic March 24, 2004

barge nuzzle

to rub up against an object for pleasure with force.

When I would pet Spike the cat, she liked to barge nuzzle her mouth against my hand.

by Matt S...n November 7, 2008

bargel

(BAR-gull) - n. usually used in the plural sense (bargels), an eye or eyes that bulge out of ones head, similar to those of Cristine

bargeling - v. the act of one's eyes bulging from their head

The english teacher's bargels are very scary as they watch my every move

by Will and Charlie May 22, 2007

Bargument

An argument between two or more people about trivial, nonsensical, unimportant topics that occur only while drinking at bar. Typically unrelated to any topical or pertinent discussion topics, and has no real emotional ties for those involved.

Example 1:
Dude A: "Tom Waits wrote Ol' 55. I'm sure of it."
Dude B: "No, the Eagles did, and Tom Waits jacked them!"
Dude A: "No, The Eagles covered that tune. Look it up!"
Bartender: "Hey guys, keep that bargument down over there, you're creeping out the cool kids."

Example 2:
In text message to oustide source: "I'm in the middle of a bargument- what was that 1980's film about the pizza delivery boy played by Patrick Dempsey? I said Loverboy, but no one will agree..."

by EazyP April 1, 2009