Batista Bomb

Oral sex given to or given by a barista.

Guy: how do you get a girl?
Batista guy: Pick her up, hold her close, Batista bomb.

by Delmigo December 13, 2018

Irish Baptism

When you're at a party and someone's throwing up in the bathroom, you grab the back of their head and stick it into the toilet!

Yo, I totally gave Seamus an Irish Baptism last night!

by Seamus McCoy March 14, 2013

batsmoke

any form of rolled smokeable or cigarette that is so sublimely "packed" as to allow an (easily foldable) excess of paper at the tip. Once this tip is folded once inward, a batman-like hat is apparent.

Friend #1: Dude, I'm pretty stressed. Can I bum a smoke?

Friend #2: My man, not only can you have a smoke... I bequeath unto thee a batsmoke !! folds the tip as mentioned and hands his friend the righteous smokeable.

by ->oddchatsandmore.blogspot.com June 4, 2009

Batisimo

A word that can be said at any random moment just to break awkward tension or just out of sheer joy for the resurrection of life.

"I thought you were dead"
"I was, but then I got resurrected"
"Batisimo!"

by camels August 28, 2012

Basism

The art of being basic

Leaon: Normality is a form of basism

Derek: is that why you're so weird?
Leaon: exactly

by Applejaxandredbull August 19, 2016

Batison

Batman and Madison put together.

Hey what´s your name?

Im Batison :D

by Batison314 June 18, 2018

Batista

someone who wears braces and looks like a piranha

"that batista looks they're ready to bite me, they just got braces!"

by batistabomb January 25, 2019