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Briggsy Baths

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A gay franchise first set up in New York for the gay community to engage in immersed contact and swimming activity, but closed due to the AIDS epidemic of the 1980s. Recently reformed in eastwood, notts to commemorate briggsy's gay lovers throughout the decades and to once again divulge into gay obscenity and homo erogenous zones.
Rupaul was among the first to contract AIDS from a stint in the original Briggsy Baths of New York
by Arty Queen December 11, 2006
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Briggsy Baths

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A gay franchise first set up in New York for the gay community to engage in immersed contact and swimming activity, but closed due to the AIDS epidemic of the 1980s. Recently reformed in eastwood, notts to commemorate briggsy's gay lovers throughout the decades and to once again divulge into gay obscenity and homo erogenous zones.
You want to learn how to swim? don't try the briggsy baths, they dip in more than just water..
by Dwarfed mongrel November 12, 2008
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This is the type of hunger that is uncontrollable. It will smash any kind of diet and typically requires large amounts of pasta and sugar and grease or whatever you can find that's not healthy in anyway. This is "I'm so hungry I want to eat your face" hunger. Typically women get this during PMS, but this can also be known to occur when hungover.
Me: I have bathsalt hunger.
Whoever: What do you mean?
Me: If we don't eat something fried soon I'm going to eat your face.
by jjh77 June 23, 2014
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bathsterbating

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When instead of jacking off in the toilet or in your room you jack off in the tub but ass naked
Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"
by Garrett6969 January 22, 2014
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Bathsculinity

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bæθ-kjəˈ-lɪ-nəti /

1. Qualities, or attributes, regarded as characteristic of a modern young man who is comfortable in his own skin, inside and outside of the bathroom. Being bathsculine is knowing there’s no one way to get clean, relax in the tub or style your hair and there’s no one way to be a guy.

2. An attitude rooted in looking good and smelling fresh, because it feels good to get clean and smell like Mint and Rosemary, and because you don’t need an excuse to take a three hour bath in the middle of the day if it’s going to make you happy, so you take out your rubber duckies, scented candles and portable zen garden and get sudsy while listening to whale chants and start thinking about that lonely whale who sings on a frequency no other whale can hear and it makes you teary eyed but you don’t pretend you have something in it, no, you own your tears and start looking up how you can join a marine conservation NGO and maybe help this specific whale, because everyone deserves love.

3. So yes, bathsculinity, something that we need a little more of in 2019 and forward.

Antonyms: machismo, silverbacking, boorishness.
“I feel good with my bathsculinity. Secure. Sexy. Soapy. I’ve got nothing to hide. You don’t even have to knock before coming in to my bathroom. Just get in there.” – Bath-nonymous
by buckethat1900 April 15, 2019
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bathsturbater

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A person who faps in the toilet. Most often used to describe a person who habitually masturbates in public restrooms, i.e. a chronic bathsturbater.
Guy 1: "Man, Billy goes to the bathroom in the middle of this lecture every day!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, didn't you know? Ole Bill is a bathsturbater, and he thinks the prof is sexy."
Girl 1: "Gross!"
by bswof22 June 24, 2012
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Bathsalt

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The worst drugs known to man combined into one
You will literally not sleep for days.
Avoid this at all costs.
The best way to describe Bathsalts comedown is to quote Lil Waynes song:

"only when the drugs are done done, do i feel like dying"
by `Beau September 6, 2011
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