Douche-Basket

1. A person who goes out of their way to be an extreme douchebag; more so than a douchebag, but less than a Douchesaurus-Rex. 2. Alternate description of a douchebag

Eric was being such a douche-basket the other day, don't you think?

by Travis Shade January 3, 2009

Finger Basket

The act of putting your hands together back-to-back and sliding into the vagina then tickling the insides. Giving the illusion of a wiggling basket.

He gave me the best f*cking finger basket last night.

I got finger basketed last night.

I’m going to give her a good finger basket tonight.

by iloveeden June 26, 2019

Flesh Basket

A multiple person 69 where the participants are "woven" together while simultaneously giving and receiving oral sex.

"... Yeah she wanted to 69"
"Dude thats sweet"
"But it turned out to be a flesh basket"
"oh"

by KiteCfdfdffdfdsfsdf August 11, 2017

spongy basket

A person that mainly complains when s/he speaks.

- Didn't he at least enjoyed his own surprise party?
- He did like it, he's just telling you about the parts he didn't.
- What a spongy basket!

by YaelScroll June 2, 2018

pork basket

1) Where you put the pork 2) Female genitalia

At Oktoberfest I'm going to put my sausage in the beer wench's pork basket.

by Doctor Chroma August 20, 2011

basket napper

food thief aka yogi bear

Gage is a major basket napper. Could be why he is 300 lbs

by jonijr December 24, 2010

basket housing

the act of driving from house to house collecting baskets of candy. this activity is best enjoyed on halloween.

yo dude, want to go basket housing this halloween?

by trickortreater4life October 6, 2012