most skibidi barber from ohio

the meaning of "most skibidi barber from ohio" is when you get a fresh cut but your friends call you out because your barber is from Ohio

bro imagine having the most skibidi barber from ohio

by MajmunSaGrane December 27, 2024

Pearl Harbor Barber

When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.

That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!

by dirty raul September 3, 2014

Barber Line

When someone says something psychotic in a normal sentence as if it's normal

"Actually it's not bad, I love the feeling of breathing in andeverything tasting and smelling like blood. It's awesome, it doesn't make me feel like I'm bleeding out at all!" That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.

by The Retr0 June 11, 2017

Blown out like a barbers cat

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food

I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...

by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023

Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!

Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.

by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024

The Grim Barber

Basic ass barber with tattoos and frenchies. Drives slow in a fast car.

Homie has a fresh cut probably from The Grim Barber

by Toasty_666 November 24, 2021

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022