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Barack Obama

"Thank goodness Bush is gone.. he was a total idiot"
"Let's hope we didn't make the same mistake with Barack Obama"
by dumbAmericans March 25, 2009
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Air Barack Obama

In the sport of ultimate, the technique of throwing a disc so that it nearly grazes the playing surface, but suddenly leaps back into the air at or above normal disc catching altitude. Known among less adept ultimate players as an "air bounce."
"Man, did you see the way that handler just raped me with the disc?"

"Yea, once he pulled out the air barack obama, I knew you were done."
by tillypuppies April 20, 2010
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Barack Obama

A man who came into office with a lot of good ideas, but ran face first into a veritable wall of shit trying to implement them in a system that is rife with shit.

Obama's healthcare reform was watered down, and the individual mandate added to appease Republiturds, but still not a single turd voted for the bill. Obama has extended many such olive branches to his political adversaries in a genuine but (imo) misguided effort at bipartisanship only to be bitten by the party of tear down Obama at all costs, even if it means tearing down the rest of the country with him.

Barack Obama actually has delivered on some of his promises, and while it may seem easy to bash him for not doing enough, presidents do not possess dictatorial powers and are largely beholden to the pit of dysfunction and corruption known as congress. There is a reason congress' job approval rating is at 9%. If you want change, start with your representative or senator.
Despite the foul odor cast upon his presidency by the right-wing bullshit machine, Barack Obama actually has a good shot at winning re-election in 2012. As polarizing a figure as he is, he will look like Gandhi compared to whatever sideshow clown the Republicans offer up.

Also, for those who have not yet figured it out - the top definition of Barack Obama, written by KEEPin It REAL, can be disregarded. This author, who also goes by the pseudonym ABSOLUTEs, uses voting bots to vote thousands of times on his own and other equally absurd definitions, and this same deranged, xenophobic, ultra-Christian ignoranteer has single-handedly vandalized many other pages on UD such as evolution, liberal, obama, and birther to name a few. Yet another instance of right-wingers having to cheat to get ahead.
by Blues_Warrior22 November 22, 2011
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Barackulation

A spontaneous eruption of Barack Obama enthusiasm and hope similar to an ejaculation. Often followed by a smile and a good night's sleep knowing that time spent with a Bush is over for a while.
I experienced a Barackulation on Tuesday January 20th during the inauguration.
by Cammie B January 18, 2009
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barack obama

The best president in the whole damn world and a sick dancer
person 1: barack obama is sick!
person 2: ino! and he can do the single ladies better than beyonce
by ...") April 18, 2009
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Barackmobile

A future transportation vehicle to be produced by GM. It's got 3 wheels for stability, two steering wheels, and runs on rhetoric.
Big Boss Man: Sue, why didn't you show up for work yesterday?

Sue: Honestly I tried to, but my new Barackmobile drove me to the mall and told me to stimulate the economy instead.
by raindog6 April 1, 2009
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Baracknophobia

The fear by unreasoning Americans that Barack Obama, a black man, will become their next president and bring something good back to the country.
Bush and McCain Republicans, wishing to remain in Iraq indefinitely, suffer from extreme Baracknophobia.
by Ken L. June 4, 2008
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