The Baldwin Affect

When a person clears a firearm, be it real or prop, and pulls the trigger later, firing off a round. This is known as The Baldwin Affect.

Many believe that the ghost of Alexander Rae Baldwin Sr. Is to blame. Some say he follows Alec everywhere attwmpting to load unloaded guns that Alec is going to handle. Reports have shown that the ghost of Alec's grandfather is very angry with him for being gay. Which is perfectly fine, you know.

While it is not necessary for a fatality to occur during The Baldwin Affect. It is encouraged.

Person 1: "I don't know how that gun could have gone off! It's got to be the gun!"

Person 2: "Or a ghost! Did your papaw know you were gay before he died?"

Person 1: "what does that have to do with anything?!"

Person 2: "I think you just got rizzed by tmThe Baldwin Affect, my dude."

Person 1: "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CALL 911 TRACY'S FKN DYIN, MAN!!!"

by Ru$ty Bucket$ May 25, 2023

Baldwin Blank

When you have a hot fart in the chamber and your not sure if its really a fart or your gonna shart your pants

" I got hit with a sneezing fit and I had a Baldwin blank in the chamber, luckily I didnt shit myself"

by Mr.Bellagio February 1, 2024

Alec Baldwin

When you shoot a load and don’t know where it went.

I pulled and Alec Baldwin last night where I was polishing my pistol and shot so hard I didn’t see where it ended up.

by Jacque the Second December 1, 2021

hope baldwin

Brandon’s girl best friend, best friend, girlfriend, friend, favorite person

Amazing girl ever

Hope Baldwin is so amazing

by LadySparkles2828 May 31, 2023

Alec Baldwin

When a man has a failed vasectomy.

Laird, had an Alec Baldwin & now his wife has a surprised fourth child coming.

by Jdl September 18, 2022