Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.

The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.

All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.

"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.

by The Phantom Prankster December 1, 2023

Bagpiping a Hotdog

Vaping on a hot dog to steam it

"Dude, wanna come over? We can bagpipe some hotdogs for dinner"
"DUDE I'm down for bagpiping a hotdog! I'll bring the cherry vape juice"

by QUEEN OF WEIN September 7, 2018

Bagpiping

The act of blowing into someones penis until their bladder inflates, then tickling their legs so that they scream, sounding like a bagpipe.

"Lets go back to your place and do some bagpiping!"

by Bagpiper1000 March 20, 2024

Bagpiping

The act of farting in a trash bag and throwing the bag over an unsuspecting victims head, forcing them to smell the said bagpipe.

Ronnie got done bagpiping Owen yesterday at work, Owen is now filing a workplace harassment claim while suffering from a case of double pink eye.

by Zach49 January 27, 2026

Bagpiping

The act of pulling someone's seat belt from behind so hard that it causes them to fart.

Who's farted? That was Will! I ve just been bagpiping him

by HungryMarlin July 15, 2025

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020