Bacon 

Bacon isn't really bacon. It's really the chopped up minds of children who have learnt too much.

THE BACON IS WATCHING YOU!!

Oh shit it's bacon ... RUN!!

Bacon by Bitch, Hamz & Boo April 24, 2008

Bacon 

The absolute greatest substance known to mankind or any other civilization. Bacon can be used to solve any problem big or small. World hunger/your hunger, world peace, AIDS, SIDS, etc. However if you are a douchebag, asshole, dipshit, psychobitch, or any other kind of despicable human being eating bacon won't solve that, but you'll still get a delicious treat.

Leader of a Country #1: What are we gonna do about all these starving people?
Leader of a Country #2: Let them eat bacon.

Bacon by rumpunchtweaker45 July 20, 2011

Bacon 

The main reason you are not a vegetarian.

Bacon is tasty.

Bacon by MelonMan_ December 2, 2013

Bacon 

The only reason you aren't a vegetarian.

Why aren't you a vegetarian.

Yell at the BACON!
*eats bacon*

Bacon by TheBubbies101 August 27, 2014

bacon 

the extra meat associated with a girls back

yo did you see cindy she that got that bacon on her back....

bacon by biglevi May 18, 2009

bacon 

typical hoochie, stuck up, mean, agressive, and violent.

hey look, theres bacon!

bacon by mrizzle December 28, 2005

bacon 

Getting Salary from work.

Devo - Mongoloid

mongoloid he was a mongoloid
happier than you and me
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
one chromosome too many
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
and he wore a hat
and he had a job
and he brought home the bacon
so that no one knew
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
his friends were unaware
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
nobody even cared

bacon by inyoureface December 28, 2005