Balloon Of Wisdom

It doesen't answer questions, it just KNOWS things. Has visions in the canteen at lunchtime so teachers think she is having an epileptic fit.

Candy Necklace of Wrath: What's Michelle doing?

Glowystick of Friggin Peace: That's not Michelle, its the Balloon of Wisdom! And she's having a vision!

Candy Necklace of Wrath: Oh, ok.

by chestnutsumo85 February 25, 2009

Blew Balloon

A blew ballon happens when someone misunderstands that a "blow-job" is a figurative use of speech and actually blows into the penis which causes the scrotum to inflate like a large balloon and to turn dark blue.

Dude, did you hear about George? Kate was giving him head and misunderstood what a blow job was. She blew into his penis like she was blowing up an innertube and caused his ballsack to inflate like a beachball, giving him a blew balloon. He has been in the hospital for three days but the doctors are not hopeful that his scrot will ever return to normal size and are advising against his ever being able to windsurf again.

by DeePeaPlez January 18, 2021

circus balloon

While fucking a woman she queefs and blows air into your dick whole and your cockhead swells up

Fuck, she gave me a circus balloon

by ooooohyaaaaah! April 1, 2010

Balloon Fish

A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.

Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.

If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.

The Balloon Fish never got to produce the gold it needed to survive.

by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013

cartoon balloon

A cartoon balloon is a wildly expanding erection that occurs while watching cartoons featuring hot chicks.

Just watched Tangled, and the princess aired up my cartoon balloon!

Six is hot, but Blondie stretches my cartoon balloon to the max! It looks like a weenie dog with no legs!

Is it wrong to whale on a cartoon balloon in the theater? No way!

Synonyms include boner,chubby,hardon,woody,erection

Antonyms are limp,noodle,flaccid,weak,soft,dead

by Christopher Sneaking Bear July 11, 2011

Balloon Ride

To have sex while wearing a condom.

I picked this broad up at a bar, took her home and gave her a Balloon Ride..

by Big D94 February 16, 2009

balloon dance

A burlesque performance involving a dancer garbed in an outfit comprised of balloons. As the dance proceeds, audience members are invited to pop the balloons, eventually revealing the dancer's nudity

We watched the balloon dancer for a while, and eventually discovered she was not a natural blond.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009