Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.
Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton
by Hanakosmomsimp May 21, 2022
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buttfuck alley

An otherwise unobtrusive looking urban intersection that has a disproportionate amount of oblivious idiot drivers who think they own the road.
I almost got hit when driving past the building supply store by the gas station-it's a major buttfuck alley!
by Psychiclunchlady August 11, 2017
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Buttfuck in the mouth

Hey fuck that guy. Buttfuck that guy in the mouth.

Video game boss. Let's go buttfuck that guy in the mouth
This is the worst day of my life, I feel like I got buttfucked in the mouth

Buttfuck in the mouth
by Hammergut July 13, 2019
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stinky penis buttfucker

A guy who cannot stay faithful to their partner in a previously agreed upon monogamous relationship. Also used for assholes in a poly relationship where they are not truthful and lie about seeing others.
That guy Mike is a stinky penis buttfucker. Michelle can do better
by Baroness Kit February 25, 2019
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The ol' 1979 buttfuck

A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.
The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.
by grizzli25 May 18, 2017
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Buttfuck Scramble

When one shoves eggs up their partner's ass, fucks them to crack the eggs, and has that partner shit them back out into a pan to cook and eat the resulting scramble.
"I heard through a grapevine that Brad convinced his girlfriend to try a Buttfuck Scramble, the other night."
by A.O.B.L. October 16, 2023
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