Plaxico Burress

A wide receiver for the New York Giants, though I don't know how long he'll be keeping this position. He caught the winning touchdown in Super Bowl XLII against the undefeated* New England Patriots, but then the next season he shot himself in the leg and was charged with illegal possession of a firearm since apparently the gun was not licensed. His injury was not severe, but he's still in big trouble. Also, it's been discovered that he has no auto insurance.

It's too bad Plaxico Burress shot himself in the foot (pun intended). He could have had a great career.

by can't think of one December 23, 2008

Burrder

The word 'burrder' is the term for when someone gets killed, preferably shot, by someone named Aaron Burr.

"How did Alexander Hamilton die?"
"Burrder."

by coolpersonmaybe September 17, 2021

drown a burrito

Verb: to defecate - especially large single turds

Pardon me from this great first date, I have to go drown a burrito.

by AtomicFroman January 14, 2008

Burritoing

The act of rolling yourself up in a blanket to become a human burrito.

Don't mind Erin, she's just burritoing on the floor.

by Guv_Bubbs April 25, 2016

blanket burrito

When a person (usually one, can be more) lies on one end of a blanket and rolls to the other side with the starting end held, wrapping themselves up in the blanket. When finished they look just like a burrito.

Or a pig in a blanket, just with a human and an actual blanket

by Nae October 6, 2004

chinito burrito

A burrito for Chinese people.
Can symbolize a big fat Egg Roll which is rolled up like a burrito.

Hey Kent, let's go to Acupulco and order a Chinito Burrito.

Hey Reyna, did you see that chinito burrito when we had for dimsum last weekend?

by tadowta July 5, 2006

Burrito Skin

The "burrito skin" is another word for the tortilla wrapper.

Went to a new diner and the veggie burrito was made with a homemade burrito skin Delicious!

by Carol T., Brooklyn NY September 20, 2009