To hang a shit and have it disappear straight through, never to be seen. It can be accomplished after not going to the toilet for an extended amount of time.
by Bellman Steve Muchow February 08, 2009
gurn- intoxicants
burglar- someone who uses a lot of something
a gurn burglar is someone who uses a lot of intoxicants, quite literally they burgle the gurn
burglar- someone who uses a lot of something
a gurn burglar is someone who uses a lot of intoxicants, quite literally they burgle the gurn
by e312 January 24, 2007
a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.
by turd burglar May 12, 2004
To sneak into someones house, and rob a turd they have left in the pan. Can often carry away the turd from the crime scene in the mouth for later use.
Person A: Omg somebodys in my house
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar
by Shed2005 February 24, 2008
The mysterious act of giving birth to a brown trout so large you think it will clog the loo, but strangely, all that exists are slide marks where the turd once was
I took a dump so large I was sure it would look like a mr whippy cone but there was nothing there...The Turd Burglar strikes again
by Burg_69 October 29, 2008
by kamikazi282 January 15, 2009
A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!
by Bishnuu October 11, 2022