Turd Burglar

To hang a shit and have it disappear straight through, never to be seen. It can be accomplished after not going to the toilet for an extended amount of time.
Dude where's my shit? I've been Turd Burglared again!
by Bellman Steve Muchow February 08, 2009
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gurn burglar

gurn- intoxicants
burglar- someone who uses a lot of something

a gurn burglar is someone who uses a lot of intoxicants, quite literally they burgle the gurn
"you gurn burglar, you're clowned"
"have you seen how much draw she smokes? total gurn buglar"
by e312 January 24, 2007
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turd burglar

a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.
by turd burglar May 12, 2004
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Turd Burglar

To sneak into someones house, and rob a turd they have left in the pan. Can often carry away the turd from the crime scene in the mouth for later use.
Person A: Omg somebodys in my house
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar
by Shed2005 February 24, 2008
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Turd Burglar

The mysterious act of giving birth to a brown trout so large you think it will clog the loo, but strangely, all that exists are slide marks where the turd once was
I took a dump so large I was sure it would look like a mr whippy cone but there was nothing there...The Turd Burglar strikes again
by Burg_69 October 29, 2008
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Turd Burglar

someone who snatches the turd out of the toilet before it hits the water while someone is pooping
I was pooping the other day and that guy turd burglar ed me.
by kamikazi282 January 15, 2009
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Jerk-Burglar

Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!
A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!
by Bishnuu October 11, 2022
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