To hang a shit and have it disappear straight through, never to be seen. It can be accomplished after not going to the toilet for an extended amount of time.
by Bellman Steve Muchow February 9, 2009
Get the Turd Burglarmug. gurn- intoxicants
burglar- someone who uses a lot of something
a gurn burglar is someone who uses a lot of intoxicants, quite literally they burgle the gurn
burglar- someone who uses a lot of something
a gurn burglar is someone who uses a lot of intoxicants, quite literally they burgle the gurn
by e312 January 29, 2007
Get the gurn burglarmug. a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.
by turd burglar May 11, 2004
Get the turd burglarmug. To sneak into someones house, and rob a turd they have left in the pan. Can often carry away the turd from the crime scene in the mouth for later use.
Person A: Omg somebodys in my house
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar
by Shed2005 February 24, 2008
Get the Turd Burglarmug. The mysterious act of giving birth to a brown trout so large you think it will clog the loo, but strangely, all that exists are slide marks where the turd once was
I took a dump so large I was sure it would look like a mr whippy cone but there was nothing there...The Turd Burglar strikes again
by Burg_69 March 9, 2009
Get the Turd Burglarmug. by kamikazi282 January 15, 2009
Get the Turd Burglarmug. 1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.
2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
Definition 1
Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he
always wears different clothes.
Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?
Definition 2
Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.
Person 2: what a shirt burgular
Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he
always wears different clothes.
Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?
Definition 2
Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.
Person 2: what a shirt burgular
by Getsit June 26, 2017
Get the shirt burglarmug.