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The Beats

Refers to painful blows, usually around the head or arms.
More than often, the beats are given at three in the morning by somebody who cannot sleep due to the amount of noise being made in the room next door.
Larz and Ash were yelling cunt loudly, so Helen came in and gave them 'The Beats.'
by Somebody Cool February 8, 2008
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massive breast

breast so massive that the holder of the breast falls down
boy 1 : i feel sorry for her.
boy 2 : why?
boy 1 : because she has a massive breast .
boy 2 : who cares i just wanna squeeze them and sleep on them
by mfmjrd November 20, 2007
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Beats By Dre

Overpriced cheaply made fashion accessories designed for people with a expensive taste and with little to no brain cells
Guy 1 yo dawg I got a pair of Beats By Dre
Guy 2 you mean expensive pieces of shit overpriced dollar store headphones, you should of bought Parrot Zik headphones.
by Sam Squids April 2, 2017
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What ever beats your meat

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.
Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...
by Kar-Man May 8, 2010
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breast

Give any teenage boy a dictionary and this is most likely the word they'll look up.
Boy 1: Hey man, check it out ... 'breast, noun, two soft fleshy milk-secreting glandular organs on the chest of a woman'
Boy 2: Awesome! Now look up nipple ...
by Kateeeee May 4, 2008
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ass to breast ratio

The ass to breast ratio is the ratio of where the ass and breasts on a female are in proportion to each other

It is calculated by how much the breasts protrude from the breast bone, and for the ass, how much it protrudes from just above the tail bone.

For example;

A girls breasts protrudes from her breast bone by 4 inches and the ass protrudes from the tailbone 4 inches, the ratio is perfect for that girl

Ratio=4:4

Or you can calculate it by looking at a girl sideways and if the ass pocks out as much as the breasts you have got a girl with the perfect ratio

The ratio can differ slightly

For example;

A girls breasts protrude 4 inches and the ass 3 to 3.5 inches thats ok

Ratio=4:3 or 4:3.5

NOTE
All measurements must be taken from the peak of the breast or ass, in other words the measurement from the furthest point away from the breast or tailbone on the female
good ass to breast ratios are;

5:5

5:4

4:4.5

bad ratios are;

5:1= ok boobs but no ass

0.5:5 = small breasts to the size of ass

4:0= run away, ok boobs but absolutely no ass
by 88MOOSE88 July 30, 2010
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breadsticks

Commonly know as heaven, the best thing that humans have ever created/consumed. When eaten, humans usually undergo a stage of lightheadedness because the flavor will take over your body and eaten for the lolz
Beth just ate a breadstick, mitch is very jealous

beth and mitch ate a breadsticks and the world became jelous
by beth and mitchell August 6, 2008
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