Breakfast Grind

In the early morning hours in bed, your girl snuggles up to your back side and starts grinding her lady bean against you signaling she needs to be fucked.

Shelly woke me up this morning with a good old breakfast grind.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Breakfast Meat

To wake up sporting morning wood in all its rigid glory.

Carl woke up sporting Breakfast Meat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Canadian Breakfast

Having a sexual Encounter with a male with only one nut.

"How was sex with Lance, last night"
" Oh pretty good, for a Canadian Breakfast."

by SydSydSyd April 28, 2010

Breakfast Bear

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).

John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!

by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009

Tart's Breakfast

A Redbull and a cigarette.

I'm fucking starving, all I've had today is a Tart's Breakfast.

What's that?

A Redbull and a fag.

by Pripper September 13, 2010

Bachelors Breakfast

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.

I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)

by bang blake December 30, 2008

Cock Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.

Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.

by NavelBoy August 31, 2014