bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 20, 2019

eye begging

When somebody is noticeably eyeing your food and then proceeds to make eye contact. this process may repeat itself several times until the offender is offered food.

Look at TJ back there eye begging my food, you would think the guy can't afford chicken.

by privatejoker85 January 6, 2010

salmon bagging

when an elderly lady dangles her aged labia on the forehead of an unsuspecting hot-tubber (normally the recipient of a salmon bagging is semi-conscious from consuming too much alcohol in a hot-tub, but a requested salmon bagging is not uncommon in some cultures)

Hey nana, look at that drunk guy passed out in the tub, you should give him a good old salmon bagging

by salmon bagger November 1, 2014

Rubble Bagging

Too pull up a woman's skirt from below the knees, up over the head and hold the hem of the skirt tightly in a clenched fist above the head. Then proceed with some form of intercourse. Draper Rowsell 2014

Last night i was rubble bagging my mrs........ She didn't see it coming.

by Double D Industries June 14, 2014

potato bagging

male version of camel toe

That dude is totally potato bagging, he needs to get some pants that fit!

by Johnxt1 October 9, 2015

Leather Bagging

When your ballsack is contracted and shriveled and the skin is tight like a little piece of leather.

This cold weather has me leather bagging.

I just got out of the pool. Look I’m leather bagging.

Rachel loves to lick my sack when I’m leather bagging.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

Sour Bagging

When you have sweaty, sour smelling sex with a filthy homeless woman. The smells of filth and sex become so repugnant that you wretch and gag with each vigorous pump. But like an animal, you bang her till you dump a rope and toss her $5.

Once the food pantry closes it is time to scour the homeless camps for a little sour bagging.

WTF is the sour smell in this conference room? Sorry. I was sour bagging in the alley at lunch and didn’t have time to wash up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018