Sales Bastard

Noun A person who exhibits the traits commonly associated with a salesperson such as excessive friendliness, obliviousness to rejection, and a willingness to engage in mechanical tactics like mirroring posture. Often used pejoratively, the connotation is that someone is acting in a manner typical of a salesperson, not necessarily negatively. Term can also be abbreviated as SB.

I feel like such a Sales Bastard - in that meeting I talked about the weather and golf while asking about my prospect's kids then presented a bunch of PowerPoint slides and asked a bunch of arduous questions until it was time to leave. Of course, I complimented the receptionist on my way out. What's that? Did I get the business? You bet your ass I did!

by CoolGuyRandall November 19, 2009

nakey bastard

a person who is often naked or not fully clothed; a term of endearment for a person who chooses more often than not to relax in the nude.

person 1: "I'm going to visit Reyna in her room"
person 2: "Be sure to knock before you go in, she's a nakey bastard."

by daniellisa March 27, 2010

tight bastard

A tight bastard is someone who hates spending a lot of money. This is normally associated with Scottish people

"Don't expect him to buy you a pint"
"Why?"
"Because he's a tight bastard, that's why!"

by Harry Price May 14, 2014

Gomie Bastard

An individual who is mentaly retarded although not diagnosed with and disabilities

*John falls up stairs*
Mary: John ya gomie bastard

by Cuntpunter March 12, 2017

absolute bastard

Acting like Toad from the hit video game franchise “Super Mario”.

Person: They’re such an absolute bastard, I’d even say a Toad!

by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021

Halo 3 Bastard

noun - A halo 3 player that has become so good at the game that they cannot give it up, and move on to Reach.

Bob - C'mon Jim, come play Halo Reach with us!
Jim - I can't guys, I'm on a 15 game win streak and my EXP is almost maxed out.
Bob - ........Jim...that shit doesn't matter. No one plays Halo 3 anymore. This is 2011 man! Quit being a Halo 3 Bastard!

by Purple Turkoglu October 21, 2011

rat bag bastard

A phrase used when an individual which the adverb is directed to is a fucking idiot and needs to re-evaluate their life.

You Rat Bag Bastard!

by Rupert_Rupo February 21, 2018