Somebody got excited

When there is a white liquid on the floor, table, or counter, a sexual joke meant to imply that somebody came. Also can be used if somebody gets sprayed with something.

Example: Somebody’s soda sprays when opened or there is mayo on a table. Point it out and exclaim “somebody got excited!”

by Cnote918 August 31, 2018

Need somebody, baby

I’m still thinking about her :(

I’ve never met Alyssa before. But now that I have, I am too fascinated. I know it sounds cheesy but I’m thinking, “Where have we been all this time?”

Need somebody, baby. <3 I want to talk to this disturbed woman. I want to feel like her hero or something. It would be amazing if she felt the same way about me. :(

I really feel something strongly with her. I’m a little ashamed...

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

Somebody has to do it

A universally understood phrase pertaining to the termination of the Second Presidency of Donald Trump.

“Hey man, did you hear about the new round of tariffs?”
“Christ, somebody has to do it already…”

by klondikemapping May 16, 2025

somebody call a doctor

Somebody call a doctor?

Brooklyn guy: somebody call a doctor?

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Somebody-elsie

1. The opposite of a selfie
2. When someone else takes a photo for you

Hey man, I can't get the right angle for my selfie, can you take a somebody-elsie for me?

by SubwaySandwich October 17, 2022

somebody

somebody

somebody once told me

by jim_odeur January 25, 2017

Somebody

To eviscerate a body from the genitals upwards.

Somebody somebodied the body of somebody.

by Ninety8 October 15, 2018