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Batmaning

The act/art of going into a public place dressed as Batman, and acting as if nothing you were doing was unusual.
"Hey you should come with us this week end! We're heading down to Taco Bell to go Batmaning!"
by Chillin' with the moon August 26, 2011
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Batman

Polish immigrant name for a man's penis. Originates from Polish not knowing the correct word when naming calling or making a request, and using American-inspired TV shows that are imported into their 34 foot diameter satellite dishes.
Anne: You shut your mouth or I will punch you in the batman
by Rich Stone August 27, 2013
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Batman

Is extremely great in bed has a 9 inch penis and will do anything for his friends and get angry easily
by Fredtheman December 19, 2015
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Batman

I am Batman... ooh I mean Filip. Now I have to kill you.
by BATMANTHEDARKKNIGHT September 13, 2016
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batman

Similar to the Superman, a man places his ejaculate around the waist of a female and then places toilet paper on said ejaculate. The result is a belt of toilet paper that is similar to Batman's utility belt.
by The Bat Cave February 16, 2008
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Batman

A cross between a man and Batteries.
Man + Batteries = batman.
by EnglishFreak December 5, 2011
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batman

A "superhero" with no powers - just a shitload of cash, bunch of gadgets, and a super-loyal butler!
Superman - "Need any help?"
Batman - "No thanks!" (kicks villain in the crotch)
by zohair March 3, 2008
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