church basketball

the brawl that begins with prayer
We prayed for safety and good sportsmanship before we played church basketball, but that went out the window pretty fast.
by Linda Tidewater July 7, 2009
mugGet the church basketballmug.

Mailbox basketball

Basketball for midgets since midgets can dunk on a mailbox.
Look, the two midgets are playing mailbox basketball over there!
by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018
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basketball shorts

Also known as athletic shorts, shorts worn primarily by teenage boys and basic straight men who have no wardrobe. Likely paired with a tee shirt and name brand athletic shoes that are incredibly overpriced.
1) "Do you own anything other than basketball shorts?!"

"Yeah, I have sweatpants too!"
by patricko1999 March 4, 2017
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basketball head

A man or woman with a very large head
I am gonna get drunk and fuck basketball head tonight.
by Slungsolow September 27, 2003
mugGet the basketball headmug.

Basketball People

Basketball people
/ˈbɑ skɪtbɔ l ˈpi pl/noun
Often described as people that play basketball , or the type of people that chills around eating KFC ( Kentucky Fried Chicken) or watermelon. Typically known as "gangster", "public servants","ancient farming tools". Basketball people can be found playing basketball or at your local KFC. Often called Jamal or Tyrone
Jamal- "At night time I was invisible like a ghost and come from behind of people and scare them, my long height makes me more scarier as my knee grows at an extremely fast rate." I hate basketball people
Tyrone- " After dark I had the power to turn invisible but non-chocalate people always use a special word against me like "Nagger", "Watermelon muncher", Cool-Aid eater"
by Daquavious the Third September 26, 2023
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basketball boys

probably the hottest guys you will ever meet.
by lololololm April 19, 2019
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