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Barbie Doll Shake 

When you or someone is fed up with a person for being messy, Irritating, petty, or just dumb . You envision shaking a person uncontrollably, with their feet together like the little girls do their baby dolls...
Denise being so messy and petty all the time. What she need is someone to Barbie Doll shake her ass, I bet she will straighten right up!
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Barbie bitch 

Onika Maraj AKA Nicki Minaj AKA Nicki Lewinsky AKA Barbie Bitch
It's Barbie Bitch! - Nicki Minaj

Watch the "Massive Attack" music video, she says it at the beginning. She says it a lot.
Barbie bitch by Bradlley April 14, 2010

Barbie Bleach 

Bleach used to turn girls hair an unnatural Barbie blonde. This can be seen especially in photos of girls on Myspace, Facebook and porn sites and in clubs and college campuses and on the beach.
One Dude to Another: You could smell the Barbie Bleach at the club last nite, it was just like Attack of the Barbies!

Another: Blonde Zombies! Did you get laid?

Dude: Unfortunately, no, they were just into trying to out-hot each other.

barbie-q 

A barbie-q (or BBQ) is essentially the act of taking your younger sister's Barbie Tramp Dolls and roast it slowly like a fucking turkey on a fucking roaster.

Often it will emanate some phenylketamines and other cancer-causing chemicals.
Danno: Wanna join my Barbie-Q?
Suzie: Sure! Why not!
Danno: Allrighty then!

MARIANNE: STOP BARBIE-Qing my daughter's Barbie doll!
barbie-q by damn damn danno October 1, 2006

Barbie Cannibal 

An emo fail who has managed to whore about 5000 friends on facebook. Thinks she's some famous scene queen, with a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention by posting somewhat depressing sounding statuses or making fake suicide notes. Her hair is pretty much fried from dying it every week. Just a sad, sad girl.
Sorry, that's the inner Barbie Cannibal coming out.
Barbie Cannibal by jimjimbob. October 21, 2010

barbie girl 

a very blonde girl who actually is pretty because of make up and that calls attention for looking hot in a lot of pink clothes, heels and mini skirts and who is a bit silly sometimes because she cares more about her appearance and then it makes boys think she's incredibly EASY TO GET.
The barbie girl arrives in the mall.
Everyone looks at her.

Rocker girl: Look it's malibu barbie.
Rocker girl 2: Ridiculous.

Little girl: Look that pretty woman!
Little girl 2: I wanna be her!

Any guy: Wow she's hot.
Any guy 2: She may be easy to get.
Any guy 3: Let's go!
barbie girl by sarita1 April 18, 2006

Barbie Dolls 

A plastic doll, made popular in the 1920s inspired by the creator's daughter, in the form of a human female made of vinyl and hard plastic and other synthetic fibers. They have soft vinyl heads that one can squeeze, smush in or bend back making difficult hair brushing easy. And they have legs that can be bent and pliable for sitting. The doll's arms can be straight, bent or L-shaped, or movable by screwed elbows.

Her appearance is all American: Blond hair, big blue eyes and pink lips. Her body proportions are irregular and has caused controversy with eating disorders among girls and young women. She also has friends:

Midge: Ugly redhead with freckles (discontinued; came back in 2004)
Teresa: Hispanic, brown hair
Christie: African-American, black hair
Kira: (no longer sold) Asian-American or Hawaiian, black hair and bangs
Skipper: Blond hair, teenager, Barbie's sister
Stacy: Blond hair, little, Barbie's middle sister
Kelly: Baby sister, blond and sometimes brunette
Ken: Boyfriend, blond (discontinued)
Steven: African-American version of Ken (discontinued)
If real women were built like Barbie dolls, they would have to walk on all fours because her proportion are unhealthy.
Barbie Dolls by twistedbabydoll August 16, 2007