asperger's syndrome

A condition on the Autism Spectrum Disorder. Symptoms can include lack of flexible thinking, lack of social skills and a lack of empathy.

Oh, please, the only reason people see this as a "fake disorder" is due to a very small percentage in court cases use it to get off the hook. Thusly, we have all these people claiming that more than half of Aspies on the internet are faking it.

People who make fun of Aspies, take a time to think about this: Heather Kuzmich (hot fashion model) and contestant of America's Next Top Model, has Asperger's

Hey, did you see that model with Asperger's Syndrome on ANTM last night?

by JohnMAC January 23, 2010

asperand

the @ symbol, the at sign
also called amphora

that squiggley "a with a circle around it" symbol in an email addy is called an asperand

by donald wescoat August 31, 2008

apper

assignment given out to students in high school or college usually involving writing on a topic for multiple pages. Appers commonly require either research or analysis of a topic, though some are expository, requiring the student's opinion on a topic. An apper includes a thesis statement, introduction and conclusion, and body paragraphs. An apper commonly has a works cited page which lists sources used for the apper. Common classes to assign appers are: english, history, languages, literature, social studies, and some other electives. Appers are not to be confused with their shorter counterparts, essays.

The teacher assigned a 10 page long apper to his students over vacation requiring them to analyze gender analysis in Macbeth.

The research apper for the freshman class had to be written on controversial issues and had to include at least 5 sources.

by appermaster March 14, 2010

Asperger's Syndrome

A state of mental existence often misdiagnosed as a disorder. Though this is probably to be expected, as people who do not benefit from Asperger's were the ones who decided to call it one. Asperger's is a form of high-functioning autism that has effects such as the ability to focus intently and a level of logical thinking that almost rivals computers. Asperger's people also have a lower tendency to care about social interactions and graces, which is likely why neurotypicals (normal folks, often abbreviated NT) consider them disabled.

Asperger's is no more a disorder than sleep is. If anything, the mind of an Asperger's individual is more organized than a normal person's.

by Sky Render April 3, 2005

adpertizing

to advertise or display something appetizing or appealing.

Tram: Remember the super-bowl? I always love watching those funny commercials.
Lan: Yeah, the ones this year looked really adpertizing.

by Letram March 29, 2010

aperisteve

pronounced (ay-pey-ra-steev); an appetizer consisting of Redi-Whip sandwiched between two Pringles. First presented on The Colbert Report 3/30/2010.

In an effort to provide her guests with the highest quality fare, the hostess prepared, canapés, hors doeuvres, aperitifs and aperisteves.

by BillyJackII April 2, 2010

Áspero

Is a state of mind or feeling when you are complaining about something or simply uncomfortable/upset in some situation.
Also mentioned as: Ásperous

Guy1: "Oh god! This PC still dosent work!"
Guy2: "Hey! Are you Áspero?" or "Hey! Are you Ásperous?"

Guy1 is sitting in a chair in complete silence with a stange face.
Guy2 pass nearby and says: "Hey! Are you Áspero?" or "Hey! Are you Ásperous?"

by Arcanjo January 25, 2011