Avocado

Billie Eilish fans.

He is such an avocado, He listens to Billie Eilish's songs all the time.

by YouKnowWhose September 20, 2019

Avocado birth

When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.

It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.

At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"

by nice bever February 3, 2024

Avocado

A fruit which is strongly disliked by Louis Tomlinson.

Liam: What's wrong with avocadoes?
Louis: Trendiest food of all time. They do piss me off, avocadoes.

by emmsquared_28 April 13, 2022

Avocado

Green mush

Avocado

by Cotteneyedjoe July 20, 2019

Nikocado Avocado

Famous for being way too fat and having 1 brain cell

See Also: Definitions for type 1 diabetes, obese, virgin, American, no self control and brain dead

Used to insult someone or to show your children what America looks like without leaving the comfort of your home. NIkocado Avocado is famous for his umm... unhealthy diet and eating way too much fast food.

by DonaldDuckTrump June 13, 2023

avocado

verb: to ignore, to ghost someone
in vietnamese, “avocado” and “butter” are both called “bơ”. “bơ” is also a slang for “ignore”.

- I’m gonna avocado that dude he’s so annoying.
- She avocadoed me because I pissed her off.

by defrostrequestsent May 19, 2020

black avocados

They way your balls look after getting a vasectomy.

I got my nuts clipped on Friday and now by balls look like black avocados.

by blackballs77 November 17, 2009