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avocado

an avocado a tree. don't miss on yo avo-cardio
by 16. August 9, 2019
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pink avocado

The most amazing, beautiful girl ever. She’s smart and talented and funny but goes through a lot. She deserves so much better than what she has
by dawnathondoodlepuff May 1, 2018
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Avocado Dick

An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.
“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “
by eflexalot January 4, 2020
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avocado puke

mashed up avocado with no added condiments or seasoning
This guacamole is so plain - it's basically avocado puke.
by JambaJay April 3, 2020
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Avocado

The best thing ever I mean man, these are the best. My goodness.
Person 1: hey do you know what an avocado is?

Person 2: you mean the best possible thing ever.
by Avocado boi November 18, 2020
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avocado

dont make the emoji an avocado unless u wanna fuck
by ducks about town May 10, 2020
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avocado

verb: to ignore, to ghost someone
in vietnamese, “avocado” and “butter” are both called “bơ”. “bơ” is also a slang for “ignore”.
- I’m gonna avocado that dude he’s so annoying.
- She avocadoed me because I pissed her off.
by defrostrequestsent May 19, 2020
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