poop attack

When you are overwhelmed with a sudden urge to shit

"I never should have eaten those hot wings at Tilted Kilt. Five minutes later, I was suffering from a severe poop attack and had to make a mad dash for the disgusting public bathroom. It was full-on colon distress.

by Meatsplash June 30, 2015

Panik Attack

A moment in which feels about Joe Panik, a baseball player for the San Francisco Giants, strongly overcome a person.

The Giants are playing the Braves tonight! I'm going to have a Panik Attack!

by THGFan102 July 7, 2015

Fart Attack

A fart attack is an occasion when a person farts 5 times or more in a row. It usually occurs when someone eats veggie patties or some raspberry fig bars, but can still happen with any other meal. Some people even have to get gas pills because of how loud their fart attack is (if you fart a lot of times in a row silently then that’s not a real fart attack). It often sounds like a bomb attack and is disgusting. Please stay away from these kinds of people.

Damn punk why you farting so much?
Sorry I can’t control my fart attack.

by BigPutz41 April 29, 2022

Zack Attack

When your brother who is older than you sneaks behind you and sticks his dick into my ass

Luke: Stop Zack I don’t want a Zack Attack

Zack: I know you want some!

by Jeffery Epstein March 9, 2022

Aphro attack

a heighten sense of sexual desire. The feeling you get after you ingest an aphrodisiac.

examples of an aphrodisiacs: dark chocolate, oysters, and saffron

I wish john was here, I'm having a bad aphro attack. I need some SEX!

by Miss Puerto Rico August 8, 2009

rack attack

1. When a woman's breasts are a weapon.

2. A rack so fine, if could be deadly.

That girl hit me with the rack attack.

by DavidSolidus September 22, 2005

shart-attack

a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school.

"dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack"
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident

by Eloy Denis June 13, 2011