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Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety? 

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

farmville anxiety 

When a plant, tree, and/or animal on your Farmville is at 99%, and you keep staring at it until it reaches 100%.
Sally:OMFG MY CHICKEN IS AT 99%!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe:dude, you have a serious case of farmville anxiety.

lice anxiety 

Being so afraid of lice that you refuse to go near anyones hair for fear the lice will jump onto your head.
Alana has so much lice anxiety, she refuses to give anyone hugs.
Alana has so much lice anxiety, she squirms when people get too close to her head.
lice anxiety by Jessica Green 96 September 29, 2011

Condom Anxiety 

Condom anxiety occurs when a guy is totally ready to go and then has to put on a condom, reminding him of the reasons one uses a condom: "Is she going to get pregnant?"; "Does she have an STD?" This frequently results in immediate loss of arousal and inability to perform. This condition is also prevalent among guys that were raised Catholic and taught that birth control is forbidden, calling to mind the fact that premarital sex is also forbidden and causing them to feel guilty about what they are about to do. See "Guilty Penis Syndrome."
"Dude, I saw you leave the bar with that hot chick... How was it? Did you rock her world?"
"Man, she was so into me and everything was going great until I went to wrap it up... I had a nasty condom anxiety attack and couldn't go through with it."
Condom Anxiety by Genebeeb October 6, 2009

Social Anxiety 

characterized by extreme fear of social situations and fear of embarrassment

people who have this often want to do something with their lives, but dont do anything because they are to afraid to go outside. creates a painful mental cage. Groundwork for other illness like depression and addiction to mmorpg's

Cured by either taking in alot of drugs to numb the pain so you can force yourself to a bar..

or going to therapy for years spending countless amounts of money
goth: oh man my girlfriend just broke up with me!! my life sucks so bad imma gonna go cut myself and buy dark clothes!!

guy with Social anxiety: atleast you can get a girlfriend ><

send anxiety 

Excessive panic or fear caused by the need to send and email to a large audience in a work environment where the distribution list may contain members of senior management.
Joe experiences send anxiety before sending out his broadcast email message.

Fear of forgetting to attach a document or grammatical errors may cause send anxiety.

Even after the email content has been triple-checked for accuracy, the attachment has been verified (attached), and the recipient list is correct, one may feel panic or fear (anxiety) before sending, causing delays to click "send".

Send anxiety is heightened when email recipients are more senior than the sender.