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The American Hitler is down in the polls, despite his recent assertions to the contrary.
by BAM76 October 7, 2016
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Catholic University of America

A small university located in the ghetto NE section of Washington, DC called Brookland. The only university in the U.S. chartered, owned, and run by the Vatican in Rome. The population consists largely of people from "near-Philly," but New York, Massachusetts, and the Washington/Baltimore metro areas are also common. The population has a good percentage of "God-squad," from Campus Ministry, but everyone at Catholic knows how to party. Yes, even those in the God-Squad. In a recent Playboy list of top party schools, Miami was number one, but Catholic was asterisked underneath with detail: "We don't rate professionals." Catholic students are often the main (illegal) customers of bars, Johnny K's and Brothers, and on Saint Patrick's Day, you won't find better campus spirit (or more openly drunk people and skipped classes) then at Catholic. Often seen running around campus are random artsy music/theater people and a 30% gay population, despite the Catholic name. One can expect to find lots of conservatives, pro-lifers, popped collars, flip-flops all year round, and mass homogeneousness. A school for smart kids who slacked off in high school, always full of controversy over the speaker-policy, and always in the Washington Post due to its dramas.
Guy 1: "Hey! In exactly 4 months it'll be St. Patty's Day, we need to get movin with plans!"
Guy 2: "Omgosh you're right, put on your flip flops, pop your collar, we have to make an itinerary for the day."
Guy 3: "Yea, we'll need 10 cases of beer for the four of us, green die, and stops at Brother's and K's.."
Guy 4: "Don't forget, we gotta get up at 8am to start drinking."
by phillylove June 5, 2005
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American Standoff

A rest room encounter in which two stalled bathroom attendees are both faced with a desire to NOT beat the opposing attendee to the finish line (often called the flush line).

The courteous stall attendee will wait for the opposing, earlier arriving squat jockey to flush before making his/or her pioneering lunge towards the flush line. This thankfully prevents said lunge from becoming recognizable by two of the five senses of the unwitting number two participant.

A rare phenomenon, ironically called the 'American Standoff', occurs when NEITHER stalwart bung vendor have had a chance to advance their cause. Both sit in incoommodious silence while their equally taciturn cube mate continues to clinch harder than a vice grip.

The American Standoff winner is crowned with the crapshooter who is able to hold out longer than a fat chick at a salad bar, and more importantly, their opponent.

Kudos, gallant gastrointestinal gamesman - this flush's for you!
Hey Tim, you'll never believe how long I had to sit and wait before I won an American Standoff today. My lower intestine was more uncomfortable than a lengthy pelvic examination performed by a man with two wooden hands.
by Darrah November 8, 2007
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American Gladiator

The only gladiator game/show that doesn't involve killing a person or fighting a wild animal like lion or tiger.

btw, watching someone getting killed is better than watching someone getting their ass kicked on American Gladiator.
watching American Gladiator ??? I'll rather get myself a copy of Gladiator movie
by MasturbAZN February 1, 2009
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American Roulette

It's like Russian roulette but instead of loading one round you load all 6 and everyone dies.
Guys 1 & 2: Hey lets play Russian Roulette

Guy 3: Nah man, we'll play American Roulette
Guy 1 & 2: Alright, how do we play?
Guy 3: I shoot you all and then off myself
by fuckoffimfunny September 9, 2019
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America is centered around

Gerald: Hey! Look up "America is centered around" on Bing!
Goldstein: I just did! It is correct.
by TheGigachadJew6Million April 13, 2022
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all american pyscho

someone who is quiet and seems innocent (guy or girl) but snaps at the slightest thing that pisses them off or if fed up, usually hard to do. type of people who shot up schools and businsses
i thought sam was tight, turns out he is an all american pyscho u see what he did to the dude at the party. spilt his skull over a joke!!!
by dirrty1 April 29, 2006
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