Australian-American War

The biggest war since the big one. With two tours involving boomerang shrapnel and kangaroos wired with explosives. Lots of people have not heard about it.

Caller: These kids don't respect veterans, we fought for your freedom! When I came back from the Australian-American War, I didn't get a heroes welcome... I didn't get a pack on the back from my friends and neighbors saying 'thanks for fighting for our freedom James!' After years of fighting in the trenches, I come back here and everyone's watching TV!

Lazlow: Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American war was... I never really heard of it!

Caller: God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately son? The Australian-American war the was the biggest war since the big one! I tell ya, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history! Those Aussies are ruthless! They even wired kangaroos with explosives... come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!

Australian-American War by Chazizzle October 21, 2010

American Diabolism 

A reverse uno version of American Exceptionalism, where the United States of America is by definition uniquely evil, imperialist, and chauvinist.

To support Vladimir Putin and Xi Jin Ping is to suffer from American Diabolism.

Call me an American Diabolist, but I don't think the CIA should install more puppet dictators in Latin America

American Diabolism by Sitbear October 5, 2022

Eat Like An American 

when you're so american that you eat a one pound burger in 5 minutes

i Eat Like An American every night

Eat Like An American by falseheteros February 8, 2019

America’s Ass 

Captain America’s sweet, thicc, luscious ass cheeks; an ideal location for increased glycogen storage due to the supersoldier serum and the exercise he partakes in whilst kicking the vastly inferior asses of others; the muscular perfection of Steve Roger’s gluteus minimus, gluteus medius, and gluteus maximus; an exemplary example of dummy thicc buttocks; the area over which the super spandex of Captain America’s super suit where stretches the most; the only ass that was a recipient of complements from both Tony Stark and Steve Rogers in the movie Avengers: Endgame;

America’s finest ass, engineered by a german scientist to perfection.

Hrrrrnnggh Tony im doing whatever it takes but im dummy thicc and the claps of America’s Ass cheeks keeps alerting Thanos

America’s Ass by Thicc cheeky April 26, 2019

American Idol Withdrawal 

The withdrawal symptoms experienced by an American Idol fan after a season has ended. Usually accompanied by trying to find a fix from watching other Competition / Talent shows.

Guy 1: Man, Crag has been acting strung-out since Season 9 ended. So he's trying to ease the pain by watching Dancing with the Stars.

Guy 2: Hmm, Classic case of American Idol withdrawal.

American Idol Withdrawal by He!!Ho!e December 22, 2010

America 

Asnafutimnaffutifut-boo

President Biden- "America can be defined in a single word, Asnafutimnaffutifut-boo"

America by DylanChan69 April 27, 2022

African American 

A black person of african descent who is now an american native.

Black Americans who are now citizens or residents of the United States who have origins in any of the black populations of Africa. African American.

African American by Act right May 22, 2009