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Alaskan Sounding

Not too dissimilar from it's counterpart, Iglooing, the act of Alaskan Sounding involves taking a FAT turd on a solid surface, before stuffing said turd into something like a straw (or a PVC pipe if you're feeling more on the daring side) and letting it cool in your freezer until it's frozen solid.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.

After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.
"Alaskan Sounding is MY favorite way to get off, don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"
by NotSkibcord_ November 4, 2024
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Alaskan Snowsock

When you cum in a sock, let it ferment for 2 days, then stick a popsickle stick in it, freeze it, take it out of the sock and stick it in your girl's pussy and let it impregnate her.
by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
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Alaskan snow shovel

It is when you and 3 or more men grab a snow shovel and ejaculate on it to "fill it up" then thrown it on one of the boys partners
He Frank me and the boys are going to do an Alaskan snow shovel on my gf are you in!
by Snowmanman June 27, 2024
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Alaskan Stinker

Whenever you defecate, freeze said human waste, and use it as a dildo.
girl: omg can we do an alaskan stinker?
guy: wtf no
by MyFriendsBroIsWeird August 6, 2024
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Alaskan Snowball Creampie

When the man cums in her mouth to avoid a pregnancy, and the woman spits the cum into her own vagina in order to impregnate herself.
Janet is so desperate to have a child, she even went for the Alaskan Snowball Creampie.
by BAE DPers April 17, 2024
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Alaskan sunrise

When the top person in 69 position shits and it drips down onto the bottom's face.
Bro wtf, your mom gave me an Alaskan sunrise last night and I don't think it was by accident.
by Ayotollah Khomeini July 20, 2025
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Alaskan sunrise

The process of passing a tangerine between a person's Anus and another's Anus
Jeez Becky you did an Alaskan sunrise with Jordan. Your both sluts
by Helpfully July 22, 2025
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