Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

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Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023

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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 13, 2021

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Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by SovietFemboy March 12, 2024

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Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.

John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.

by Gototheofficemyfriend October 09, 2022

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