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crushing the airport 

when you are waiting in the airport, and you invite custodial workers to watch the World Cup with you on your laptop
Dude I am totally crushing the airport right now.”
crushing the airport by gibgub November 27, 2022

Safety Hazard (Airport) 

Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.
Daddy brad is a safety hazard (Airport).

airporn booth 

Transportation Security Administration (TSA) full-body scanning machine. Of course, if you're hard-up and things did not go well in the airport bathroom glory-hole, you might want to pass on this machine and head straight for the full-body rub (minus happy ending unless you have a great imagination and are 'quick')--aka security 'pat-down.'
Well, I'm at the airport heading for the gate. I took off my shoes, loosened my belt, un-buttoned my shirt and left my underwear at home. Instead of a security pat-down, I am going through the scanner, lovingly referred to as the 'airporn booth,' or 'airporn cube.' Hopefully TSA officers won't detain me after they see my naked junk in the airporn booth, thinking I have two round pieces of C-4 taped to a stick of dynamite!! LOL
airporn booth by Ignatz Sassafras November 25, 2010

Airpostrophes

The action of holding up the index and middle fingers of both hands like Bunny Ears to imitate quotation marks. Generally used to convey sarcasm, insincerity or derision.
Felicia used airpostrophes when referring to the "must end" DFS sale.

'OK so "airpostrophes" are just rabbit ears then?'
'Bunny ears you mean? You're so retarded.'
'No I'm not!'
'Yes you are you just said "rabbit ears." '
Airpostrophes by VVV123 June 27, 2010

airportrry 

the best harry styles fanpage on tiktok‼️
me: “hey, are you mutuals with @airportrry on tiktok?”
jim: “no”
airportrry by airportrry June 2, 2021

AirSport 

A very difficult sport consisting of just breathing and regular daily activities. It may seem easy at first, but after a while, it becomes difficult to keep up.
What sport do you play?

AirSport.

Oh damn I feel sorry for you.
AirSport by zade May 26, 2008