An interjection indicating affirmation in the extreme. Even more extreme than "sure," much more than "yup," and a world away from "uh huh." Used primarily to bullshit people into thinking you agree with something they said and that, of all people, you know what they're talking about. The former may or may not be true, but the latter seldom is.
Glenn Beck: We've already proven that Barack Obama's birth certificate was printed in 2005 at a Kinko's in Alexandria Virginia, which proves he's a Kenyan Muslim socialist. You know what I mean?
Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!
Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!
by jdmatt July 14, 2010
Get the absolutely mug.A mixture of Absolut vodka and a packet of the vitamin drink, Emergen-C. Alternative to caffine and alcohol. The vitamin C gives you a kick while the vodka slows you down.
Joe: did you get the red bull and vodka?
Dave: no they ran out of red bull, i got us Emergen-C instead so we can have an Absolut Emergen-C
Dave: no they ran out of red bull, i got us Emergen-C instead so we can have an Absolut Emergen-C
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by dyac December 16, 2014
Get the absolute beast mug.One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019
Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after
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can be spelled absolutelou or any way you want because you're a drunkin' bish!
can be spelled absolutelou or any way you want because you're a drunkin' bish!
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
Get the absolutelew mug.To be utterly destroyed,massacred,headshotted from a major distance,exploded,have the abolish ritual done to you,get executed whilst ur on the ground,have your entire team taken out by one man, or other wise pwned greatly.
*also the only way for it to actually be classed as abolished, is that it has to be done by the abolisher, or else it is simply classed as pwned
*also the only way for it to actually be classed as abolished, is that it has to be done by the abolisher, or else it is simply classed as pwned
n00b:Oh no! my whole team just got owned and the last guy got some ritual done to him while he was on the ground!
OurBigMac:Correction, your whole team was owned buy the abolisher and the last guy got the abolishing ritual done to him. so he got abolished.
Abolisher:Owned
OurBigMac:Correction, your whole team was owned buy the abolisher and the last guy got the abolishing ritual done to him. so he got abolished.
Abolisher:Owned
by h4xxor 1337 February 1, 2007
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